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Desi
Post date: 2007-07-26
Points of identification of a desi !
You are a desi if.....
1) You can pack your stuff to fly to any corner of the world within minutes !
2) You can survive under drastic conditions by eating vegetarian food !
3) You can change your english accent to suit any other accent !
4) Your telephone bill does not go below $200 !
5) You do not fix up an appointment to meet a friend or a girl friend !
6) You can drive on the left side or right side of the road with equal ease !
7) You do not give any thought spending $19,000 for buying a brand new Honda Accord !
8) You know at least 3 languages !
9) You are obsessed with your work rather than your body !
10) You do not mind spending 2000$ a year for going to india or getting your parents here !
11) You find it no big deal buying your friend a cup of coffee !
12) You enjoy coming on the weekends to work !
13) You know ORACLE and your parents and wife are familiar with the words "DEVELOPER 2000 FORMS 4.5' !
14) You are shocked with disbelief when someone talks about divorce !
15) Your pay check has a figure which is much higher than an average american's pay check !
16) You are a graduate !
17) You can pick up any software in a day and claim an experience of a couple of years on it !
18) You never speak English except when talking to an American or a Tamilian !
19) You are standing at one corner of a discotheque waiting for some girl to come and ask u for a dance !
20) You keep staring at another desi whom you don't know !
21) You have your lunch box packed in a plastic cover !
22) You are never spotted with a female except for your wife or colleague in the office !
....... and last but not the least,
YOU ARE A DESI IF YOU DISAPPEAR ONE FINE DAY DITCHING YOUR EMPLOYER AND CLIENT CASUALLY !
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